blowing up LOST'S spot

BLOWING UP LOST'S SPOT - S1E13
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THIS POST WILL PROBABLY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING TO TONIGHT'S EPISODE, "HEARTS AND MINDS", SO YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. BUT REALLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS BECAUSE NOTHING REALLY EVER HAPPENS ON THIS ACID TRIP OF AN ISLAND.

SPOTTED: BOTH BOONE AND JACK CREEPIN' UP ON SOME LADIES. LUCKILY, KATE IS A NO-NONSENSE KIND OF GIRL AND SENSES JACK'S ARRIVAL FROM MILES AWAY.
SHAAAAAAAAANON, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT HER BROTHER, BOONIE, IS FUMING AND BROODING OVER HER FLIRTATIOUS RELATIONS WITH SAYID.

SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT...

hungry hungry hurley ate some bad pufferfish and vommed.

"What is a Webolo?"

LOST always makes the scenes that reveal another hint about the OTHERS so dark and blurry that I am always pulling my laptop screen back and forth and miss what happened. Here, I attempt to capture the ambiguous shadowy gargantuan of death that is the OTHERS. My guess is, they probably look something like this.

PWNED, CRUEL INTENTIONS STYLE!!!

oh, locke. one of my favs. he looks like popeye here.

i could smack that soulful smug off jack's face so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
his whine-o-meter is off the charts.

you know, it's funny that boonie said he felt relieved when his "sister" "died", because i had the same reaction. bitch is useless.

later, boone blames it all on the drugs and shaaaanon lives to see another day. as a first time LOST watcher, i learned a valuable lesson: never, ever believe them when it looks like someone important is dead, because they're not, and then you feel like a tool for caring.

"was it real?!?!"